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| Adventureland Sponsored By: Advertise With Us I'm sure you all have that one joke or line that you just can't live without while going down the rivers of adventure. My absolute favorite line I... |
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09-12-2009, 11:02 PM
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What is your favorite Jungle Cruise Joke?
I'm sure you all have that one joke or line that you just can't live without while going down the rivers of adventure. My absolute favorite line I loved to spiel was when I was the skipper of the 'rope boat,' which is the boat we use for transfers and VIP. Anyways, since we load at the unload dock and then pull up to load, they get an 'extended Jungle Cruise' and I'd like to point that out. "You guys are lucky, you get the exclusive extended version of the Jungle Cruise, an extra 55 feet of dock! If you look to your right, you can see the largest cannibal holding facility in the world, and to your left is where all 999 of us skippers live (segues into little hut jokes)" Ok, so that's mine. What about yours? |
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09-13-2009, 05:25 PM
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Re: What is your favorite Jungle Cruise Joke?
There are so many jokes form the Jungle Cruise that I love. All of them cheesy and all of them absolutely required to be told on every trip down the rivers of the world!
 The most classic one for me is the 'backside of water'. But, I'm also a big fan of the 12-inch butterfly...with a wing span that can grow all the way to one foot! 
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09-23-2009, 01:01 PM
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Re: What is your favorite Jungle Cruise Joke?
AP, I can't tell you which is my favorite, but I can tell you that this last trip I took on the Jungle Cruise, was my absolute BEST! Our skipper was spot on, and I wish I could remember his name, but we did stop at guest services and compliment him on a job well done.
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11-01-2009, 12:10 PM
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Re: What is your favorite Jungle Cruise Joke?
Earlier these guys were having a tough time starting that jeep, but I can see that they've finally gotten it to turn over.
that line makes me chuckle everytime |
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11-01-2009, 12:18 PM
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Re: What is your favorite Jungle Cruise Joke?
I like that one too Paul...that one always get a chuckle. Here's a video of a pretty darn good spiel with lots of these jokes included....
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